Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Awesomeness....

Alright.  Off to a bad start.  I downloaded the game "Awesomeness" and I have to say.... I'm not a fan.  At least it was free so I don't feel like I wasted anything. Basically, you have to draw a path for the smiley dude to get into the recycling. Why is he being recycled??? I do not understand the reasoning for this.

Here is what  thought:

First, Why does the pencil use ink???  Last time I checked pens use ink.... not pencils....
Second, I don't think the game is very creative.  I have played a ton of games similar to this.  

Third, I like the music.  Pretty sweet.  Not as good as the music in "Tiny Wings".  By the way, if you do not have "Tiny Wings" get it right now.  Its  99 cents and I would have paid 4.99 for it.  

Overall, I don't recommend this game.  Not a whole lot of fun.

-JJ 

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Welcome To First Person Shitter

What is the iPhone good for?

A)Calling people 

B)Texting people

C)Checking you facebook or twitter 

D) Playing games while taking a shit.

If you answered D, you are correct.  I have created this blog to review games for the iPhone/iPod Touch.  Each week I will review a new game off of either the "Top Grossing", "Top Paid", or "Top Free" Lists located at the right of the App Store.  I will rate these games based on how fun they are to play while you defecate.